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"Heh? Well come on in and close that darn door. Yer lettin' all kindsa bugs in! Now then, have ya a seat. Don't suppose yer gonna actually order nuthin. Most people come in here just to flap their face holes. So if ya came to talk, kindly find a table in the back there somewheres. But uh, if ya came to spend a little coin, then let me clear a space for ye, my valued customer. How can I be of service?"